It is I, TJ, coming to you from a random mountaintop in Kentucky. I’m kinda big deal around these parts; I’m not only a member of the House Metal/Rock Band, but the focal point as well … There is a savage drought on women in the confines of the Loony Village I reside in so I’m left in the ‘single’ category. However, that’s not because I’m undesirable, not in the least. I have all my hair and my teeth as well! Not only is that a rare feat in men’s prisons but unheard of atop a mountain in Kentucky!
Other than being a guitar virtuoso and a polished man dime, I’m basically a salt of the earth type fella. I absorb my time with music, reading, and working out but would like to venture out and start writing and getting to know others. I’ve done most of my living in the Twin Cities, however, there are not many nude beached there! I wrote a song about one but it was sung in a very high pitch and ended shortly. LOL The Northland had me madder than a mud speckled hen drinking stump water! Ahh. Kentucky is wearing on me – Help!
I’m just looking for a person that can make the madness of these days tolerable, put me in a better frame of mind through laughter and friendship. I find humor even in the most morbid and darkest of things but find it as rare as a full head of hair and 32 teeth in Kentucky. So let’s share some laughs and tick some time away.
Hope to hear from you soon! You know who you are … I’ll end this with a question; if you get it right you get a prize: what’s the difference between jelly and jam?
