Paul Keller

Thank you for reading my post! As we put the mask mania behind us, I’m eager to meet new friends. I’m especially interested in mature, kind, playful, informed, frisky people who are genuine of spirit and care about aspects of life that affect all of us.

If you reach out to me through Inmate Classified with only an email address, SKIP IT! Does us no good. You’re already invited to find me at or the JPay mobile app. If you provide the proper contact information, I promise to get back to you promptly.

I’m interested in good quartet music, cooking, fulfilling dialogue and experiences, baseball, regular communication, SENSIBLE changes in the administration of justice (not EXTREME), current events, silky lingerie, and I play the piano. I’ll converse about anything. Because of changing laws, I’m a bit more optimistic about the future in that regard. I have great outside support for that endeavor.

It has been so hard to watch faithful, loyal loved ones pass on in recent years. But it’s to be expected. I am for REAL. Be who you are. I’m sick of prudes, liars, catfish, ghosts and serial fakers. Send me some pics so I can put a person with your name. It is important to US MAIL: you must use your name and exact address, AND mine exactly as shown on this profile. Second, US Mail is protected by the Constitution and the law. JPay emails are not instant, are deemed “a privilege” and, to date, are NOT protected by the same laws governing the US Mail.

I promise you NO asinine head games; I will not engage in nor tolerate it. I’d love to hear from you. I guard personal matters zealously. I look forward to meeting you! Have a lovely day!

Personal Information

Sex: Male
Race: White
D.O.B.: 1/6/1966
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 190 lbs.
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Black
Convicted of: Arson
Lenght of sentence: Life
Incarceration date: 2/6/1993
Current release date: 2078 or earlier with commutation.

Please write to:
Paul Keller #709189 (D-429-L)
PO BOX 777
MONROE, WA 98272-0777

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