Hey, my name is Ted.
I’m currently a resident at club FED, a melancholy town where nobody smiles. I’m just a regular dude taking it a day at a time. I have been in here a while and prison SUCKS! I made a huge mistake when I was twenty and still paying the piper. Only have couple years to go, and this will finally be behind me.
The good part is, with all the free time, I have been able to find myself and set goals for my future. Even though I still want to take over the world, I have been focusing on getting my priorities in order. I strive to better myself intellectually and emotionally, to give myself the best chance of success when I’m released back into the wild. I refuse to fail and come back to this place.
I’m a laid-back guy. I think of myself as funny. I feel laughter is the best medicine (unless you chopped off your arm, then a doctor is the best medicine). Between plenty of exercise, and a large dose of laughter, I make the most of a bad situation. I like to work out, make art, listen to music, and learn new things. I like Manson, NIN, Industrial, 90’s Rock. I’m a military brat, love adventure and traveling, and speak fluent Spanish.
I’m looking to make a positive lasting connection. Not looking for any games. No drama! I’m looking for someone who is laid-back, can understand my dark sense of humor, and wants to share meaningful correspondence. If you feel we may share some things in common, I would love to hear from you, and share a few laughs, like a bottle of bourbon. Write me a letter, or in the states – text me at 615-619-8709. Overseas email me at firstname.lastname@example.org