Greetings. I’ll start with the basics. I’m for sure an alien. My body is 6’2”, 180 pounds, and an assortment of various kinds of white. I have 10 tattoos so far, and gauges. I am fluent in English (duh) and C++; and semi-fluent in Spanish, Python, and VB. In case you didn’t catch the references, that means I’m a computer programmer.
Wanna know the secrets of the universe? I do. If you don’t, then be gone, ol’ cosmically indifferent human! J/k. If you do though, I can tell you some of them. For example: did you know that, at the quantum level, subatomic particles do “impossible” things like teleport and even go backward in time? Now you do.
In case you haven’t noticed, I’m kind of a nerd. I’ll surprise you though. For example: I rap (rather well), practice Muay Thai, and even play a sport or two (okay, it’s one. And it’s handball. And I’m not great at it.) I have a 7-pack! The 8th ab is elusive.
Out there, I like to ride street bikes (and anything with an engine), go hiking and exploring, and build/fix stuff. In prison, I became a paralegal; and I do legal work for myself and others. I also frequently read, work out, and build/fix stuff. I practice meditation. I really love animals (and generally like them more than people). I love dogs, but I’m a “cat person.” Does this surprise you? It shouldn’t.
Are you interested in getting to know me? If so, then send me a message/letter and tell me about yourself. I get lots of mail, so try to make your stand out. What are you interests, opinions, and ideas? If you don’t have many of those, then let’s not waste our time. If, however, you, like me, crave more than the mundane, then I might be just what you’ve been looking for.
Your potential friend,
Skyler
