Theodore Haynes
Can You Be A True Friend?

If you’re reading this you must be open-minded and willing to establish a friendship with a man behind these walls. I will you to take the next course of action and reach out, cause I can sure use a smile and reason to. I’ve been told my smile is radiant and contagious.

I’m well versed in many subjects, enjoy many genres of music, literature, current events and all things geared towards the upliftment of oneself. I’m an Aquarius, a helpless romantic with a huge heart, and was taught early on how to treat a lady. I love children, working out, maintaining my self-esteem and drive, constantly motivated towards my freedom. I have nothing to hide and will answer any questions about the crime, my life, and experiences.

Not having many friends or family outside can damper one’s spirit but I strive to stay afloat. The most honorable quality you’ll notice in me is that I’m very loyal friend to those worthy of such a title.

It took a lot to place this ad due to the possibility of rejection but don’t know what’ll come to you if you don’t make yourself accessible and embrace the vulnerability.

I’ll love to learn you and teach you me. All I ask is for friendship and honesty. If you write I’ll promptly respond, just be sure to include your address. You can also contact me by sending an email via

Thanks for listening.

Personal Information

Sex: Male
Race: Black
D.O.B.: 2/15/1984
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 230 lbs.
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Bald
Convicted of: Murder 2, Robbery 1
Lenght of sentence: 50 years to life.
Incarceration date: 11/29/2000
Current release date: Appeal Pending

Please write to:
Theodore Haynes #01A4777
COMSTOCK, NY 12821-0051

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