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For all intended purposes INMATE Classified is your pen pal connection to the world, an Internet Web Site dedicated exclusively to publishing prison inmate Internet ads.
An Internet ad is like a newspaper ad, only much larger, far less expensive, and runs all day and night for all to see. Just think of it as your pen pal “resume”, a simple and effective way of presenting yourself to the public worldwide. INMATE Classified is like an electronic newspaper or magazine with a circulation that reaches all around the entire world, and allows anyone connected to the Internet to bring up your ad on their computer screen in perfect crystal clear color, with just a click of a button.
ORDER YOUR AD TODAY!
$60.00
FOUR MONTHS $75 SIX MONTHS $120 ONE YEAR
Renewal: $15 / month, or $75 for six months, or $120 for a full year.
Send us a recent
photo of yourself (must be less than 3 years old), desired text (300 words
or less), and the completed Order Form. You can add more photos to your ad
for $10 each and 300 more words for $10. Your ad cannot exceed 600 words and
4 photos.
Your ad will be ready within four weeks of receiving your complete information
and payment. Once your ad is live, we will print out and mail you a copy.
We return all photos. If you would like to make minor corrections to your
new ad, just send us back the printed copy, within 2 weeks of receiving it,
indicating the corrections you desire and we will promptly update it for free.
After that any text or photo changes cost $5 each. Address changes are free.
Your ad includes your own personal message box, which allows people to respond to your Internet ad from their computer. Once each week we will download and print your messages (if any) and send them directly to you at the prison via regular mail at no additional cost to you. Our visitors know that you don’t have access to the Internet, but still some won’t leave a street address, intentionally or by neglect. In those cases we make it possible for you to respond to these messages. Send us your response letter; we’ll scan it (image, as you wrote it) and e-mail it on your behalf. Be sure to include the e-mail address of the recipient. The cost is $2, or 5 first class self adhesive stamps per page. Use letter size paper (8.5x11); anything larger cannot be scanned.
You can grow
your exposure by adding multiple web pages of text, photos, or artwork linked
to your main ad. We will create links (short descriptions) on your main ad
that will take the viewer to each additional page. The additional pages have
the same size limits as your main ad.
The cost is $25 one time setup fee per web page + $10 per photo or artwork
+ $15 for 300 words or less ($30 for 300 to 600). You cannot exceed 600 words
and 4 photos. The same prices apply for changes or updates (excluding the
setup fee.) When your main ad expires all additional pages expire with it.
Tips for writing a successful ad: • Use a good quality, recent picture of yourself. • Choose a good title, something catchy or unique. • Invite everyone to respond, not just the opposite sex. • Words are important, use them wisely. • Be sincere, write about your dreams, passions, regrets, etc. • Be positive and cheerful - humor never hurts. • Don’t use big words people won’t understand.
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“ The response from my personal home page was absolutely wild! I’ve
received a gazillion letters and photos from around the world and without
question, would highly recommend the INMATE Classified internet service to
all inmates.” Dean Kennedy – California.
• “ Beautiful! Thank you so much! Right away I began getting messages
and snail mail from across the globe. I am truly amazed. I feel rejuvenated,
alive again, and a part of the world that has become so distant to me. This
is magical.” Robin Head –Texas.
• “ The response my ad has received on the Internet is incredible!
Letters from Sweden, Australia, and the U.S. coast to coast. It’s worth
the investment.” David Valdez – California.
• “Now I know I’ll face death very soon. I’ve enjoyed
meeting people through your service as I have no family standing by me. Facing
this alone has been Hell, but with letters from friends it sure has made my
days better. Thanks.” Victor – Florida.
• “I can’t tell you how much I’ve enjoyed your services.
Thanks to you I now have a beautiful, intelligent, conscious and supportive
wife! You can quote that when you advertise your business… Demian Johnson
– California.