Please take a minute. Better yet, a few...
to visualize and process my introduction to you.
No games. No gimmicks. No fancy words to shine.
No promises of perfection. No corny pick-up lines.
Absent are the slogans some may use to represent.
Which, down the line, you'll usually find was all a bunch of sh@*.
The photo you see is definitely me, and it's not 15 years old.
I keep it real from hair to hee. My wheels of truth do roll.
I'm not the best, not the worst. I'm somewhere in between.
Given the opportunity, I'll show just what I mean.
A tad bit open-minded, but I don't get carried away.
Sometimes my sense of humor has to save me from things I say.
I'm not the perfect man, but I may be the coolest friend.
So I'm hoping someone will save me from having to post this ad again.

Please write! (see...I'm humble, too)

I DO NOT HAVE COMPUTER ACCESS.