Stephano D'Andrea

Mr. Big Says ”SIZE MATTERS!”

Come on, lets be 100% honest and get it out in the open, when it really counts ”SIZE MATTERS!” Sure, you can fall for a guy who is ”average”, but when you are with him you wish it was much bigger. You want it at the deepest level and deserve to be filled up. That is where I, Mr. Big come in. Mine is big, beautiful and pumps like no other. Yep, when size really matters I have the biggest HEART around.

Now that we have had a light-hearted laugh let me introduce myself. Hi there, my name is Stephano; It is a pleasure having the opportunity to meet some open-minded, light-hearted, unique, fun-loving, intelligent, and interesting friends. I’m trying to be patient but the anticipation of your letters has me at every mail- call like a lost puppy. Isn’t it funny how something as simple as a letter can bring so much joy into a persons life?

Lets see, what can I tell you about myself.... I’ve been locked up for the last 14 years; it has been a long road. I come from Italian criminal stock and walked the same path. I was a misfit in society. Believe me I’ve earned every second of the prison time I was given. I own every crime I’ve committed and victim I’ve left in my wake.

On the up-side I have put successful efforts into becoming a man with genuine integrity and inner peace. Doing that took focus, honesty, and hard work. It has been extremely rewarding.

Lately what I’ve been doing in prison is holding a leadership position in the behavioral modification program I’m in. By nature I’m competitive and athletic, so I play a lot of football, softball, handball, and soccer. In short, I also love reading, drawing, and I strive daily to educate myself. Some other things I love are dancing, concerts, performing arts, water and snow sports, mountain biking, running, hiking, shopping (don’t tell anyone), and spending quality time with those I love.

I have two mottos:, #1 - The only things in life we truly regret are the positive risks we never took. #2 - True strength comes form acknowledging our weaknesses.

I’m aware first letters can be awkward so I’m including some ”ice-breaker” questions to help out. Answer as many as you wish.

1) Are you good or bad at keeping a secret?
2) What was/is your favorite stuffed animal?
3) What was the worst date you were ever on?
4) What special places do you go to think things out?
5) Do you live in the moment, dwell in the past, or dream about about the future?
6) Do you have a nick-name? How did you get it?
7) What thoughts or feelings come into mind when you think of ”PLAY”?
8) What was an important lesson you learned from a break-up?
9) If you had one extra day a week no-one else had what would you do with it?
10) If you had a band what would you name it?

In closing, I wish to thank you for reading my ad. I’m just a laid-back guy in prison hoping to create some friendships, listen to your thoughts, and share some laughs.

Always Smiling,
Stephano