INMATE MOST WANTED
THE ABOVE SINGLE BACHELOR is currently at large. He goes by the name Sokun Mam (Suh-Koon Marm), aka "Sin." Witnesses last spotted him in 1996 as an infamous, armed and dangerous, gang member from the streets of Tacoma, Washington.
BEWARE: Sokun is wanted for the primary offense of, multiple counts, first-degree sincerity, which causes an allergic reaction to catfish. Also, this repeated felon is suspected of eluding negative misdemeanors, so he welcomes joyful outcomes even beyond Washington or United States.
"These warrants authorize you to apprehend Sokun by any means necessary."
WARNING! "Approach with extreme confidence." While confronting Sokun, seductively reveal your hypnotizing eyes, amazing smile, and cute laughter to completely subdue him - intelligence he cannot resist. Do you possess Sokun's Kryptonite to solve this case?
"A woman who knows what she needs, can clearly achieve what she wants."
YOUR UNCLAIMED REWARD
Yes [ your name ], you made the right decision! You're sincere and loyal with precision. Do you too like to laugh and joke around, while the time's known to be focus and sound?
I've been away from freedom for so long, but will soon be singing my release song. Let's roll the loaded dice, set forth to fulfilling; what I miss most in life - the third art of sinning.
With only your message, I can third-party e-snailmail you. With your mailing address, I will snailmail you! With your phone number (no cost to you) I will call you!
BUT WAIT..., there's more! Do you also value meaningful friendship? I can first-person e-mail you through JPay.com. Just search for my number ( 762348 ), and (get JPay-App) I will personally email you.
My sentence will soon end; my ad will expire. How can I inspire, when you want to begin, with cardinal fire? Uhhh, the 300-word limit...
OR SEND ME A MESSAGE!
SEX: Male RACE: Cambodian
HEIGHT: 5'8" WEIGHT: 180 lbs.
EYE COLOR: Brown HAIR COLOR: Black
CONVICTED OF: Murder 2nd degree
LENGTH OF SENTENCE: 21 years
INCARCERATION DATE: 7/1996
CURRENT RELEASE DATE: 10/2017