Robert Dunkley

Indeed, …. WE only ever get just that ONE chance at making that awesome, lasting, strong, and uniquely unforgettable GOOD first impression! …. Don’t WE,…. !!??

Well,…. here I am,…. !! Clearly at a distinct disadvantage, in that regard, …. !! With myself being in PRISON, …. !!?? I could very easily dazzle you with an endless batch of Heart’s Swooning, …. Sparkingly Brilliant, vocabulary here, …. !! But, …. I won’t, …. !! WHAT for, …. and WHY should I, …. !!?? I may be a Convict, …. !! But, …. I’m most certainly NO Con-Artist, …. !!?? I’d only be insulting both of our intelligences, if I DARED try, …. !! Wouldn’t I, …. ! !?? And, …. I don’t know about you, …. !!?? OR, …. our phony KaKa 2016 era’s society nowadays, …. !! But, …. I’m really & truly seriously seeking somebody that’s just as well grounded in reality, …. and down-to-Earth, (as REAL), as I am, …. !! Refreshingly REAL, …. as a matter of fact, …. surely would be rather nice, …. for a change, …. !!??

That same theory applies to & for my posted pics, …. !! I COULD very easily have blustered-up my image’s RAW sex appeal, or physical allure’s attraction by FRAUDULENTLY displaying ancient/outdated High School photos, …. !! But, …. I won’t, …. !! WHAT you’re currently gazing at, …. & heck maybe even obscenely ogling, …. TRULY is the REAL me, …. !! The REAL McCOY, …. genuine article, and EXACTLY what you’d definitely be getting, …. !! And, …. then SOME, …. !!?? But, …. ONLY if you’re truly MEGA interested, …. !!??

I’m an extremely loyal, dedicated, very passionate, …. BUT painfully lonely (SWM) 56- year- old prisoner, …. !! STILL proudly possessing traditional ethic’s, values, & morals generally/normally considered unseen qualities only EVER briefly glimpsed from the past, … !! I’ve also been told, …. many MANY times, …. that I have an enormous Heart & Soul of utterly PURE, …. & unspoiled, …. GOLD, …. !! I’m a semi- intelligent and articulate man, …. WHO has already more than Re-PAID my Court imposed debt to society for my poor choices & decisions of EONS ago, …. !! Don’t WE all sometimes make mistakes, …. !!?? SADLY, …. some are FAR more costly, …. then others, …. !!??

I enjoy trying exciting NEW experiences, stimulating and enthralling conversations, cooking, dancing, music and physical fitness, football, dogs, fast old muscle cars, even faster motorcycles, GOOD humor, drawing, rapturous reading and incredibly Mind- Melting, Fantastically Fulfilling, SEX, …. !! BUT, …. not ALL necessarily, and not always in THAT precise order, …. !! AND, …. unfortunately, … I’ve been just slightly hampered & hindered, …. and a tad severely DEPRIVED in THAT Mind- Melting SEX department lately, …. !! But, …. alas NO WORRIES, …. !! I can assure you, …. !! I AM trying to remedy THAT DEPRIVED-NESS, …. of my situation, …. !! Hence, …. this AD, …. !!??

Here’s a “411’s” F.Y.I. for ya, …. !! WE Canadian prisoners ARE entitled to Conjugal Visiting Programs, …. !! YAHOOOOOO, ….. !!!!

I struggle with thee Youthfully Exuberant Enthusiasm, Stamina, Vigor, Virility, Vitality, & Unbridled Zest for LIFE, …. of THAT comparable to a mere 25- year old, …. !! I have absolutely NO NEED of a Hearing- Aid, Pacemaker, Walker, Depends Undergarments, …. NOR Viagra’s WHOPPEEEE & WOWSERS Marvelous Wonder Drug, …. !!

I stand 6’1″ tall and tilt the scales at 218 pounds of premium GRADE “A” Knuckle- Dragger’s, REAL MAN, beef, …. !! With ONLY but ONE flaw, …. !!?? An impossibly crippling VAST emptiness inside my mighty and expansive Heart, …. !! I have Blue eyes, …. !! I’ve NEVER smoked & I neither do Drugs, …. NOR, …. do I drink, …. !!?? If ALL absolute truths & honesties were to be freely & vulnerably revealed right here & now, …. !!?? I ONLY have but ONE entirely unquenchable ADDICTION, …. !! I AM totally & completely thoroughly addicted to thee unbelievably fascinating fine ART of PLEASURING thee OPPOSITE SEX, …. !! And, …. of course, …. introducing them to thee infinite number of Multiple Orgasms my LOVERS sexy female body is easily capable of, …. !! I implore you, …. to NOT be too AFRAID, …. !!??

If you’re a lady between 30-50 years Gorgeously Young, …. !!?? WHO’S constantly wondering WHAT ever happened to your once lovingly coveted, …. (long since nearly forgotten about), …. provocatively SASSY feminine bounce & the delightfully Heart- Stopping tastiness of your fancy footwork’s step, …. !!?? And, …. are intriguingly curious enough to STILL be finding your own self hungrily devouring my captivating personal AD, …. !!?? Kindly then PUUULEEEEEZE, …. !!?? I need you to get up & off your curvaceous BUTT, …. right now, …. and resort to some Olden & Golden forms of communicating that the average person nowadays, …. has forgotten even STILL exists, …. !! OR, …. has NEVER even done before, …. !!?? I need YOU to write me, a letter, and make THAT very first introduction’s initial contact, …. !! If YOU don’t write me first, …. to give me your address, …. !!?? I most certainly CAN’T write YOU, …. !! Right, …. !!?? US Canadian prisoner’s are NOT allowed access to FACEBOOK , …. OR, …. TEXT- MESSAGING, …. !!

Soooo, …. ! !?? If you really & truly DO wholeheartedly believe in &/or embrace the age old adage’s maxim of, …. ” Everybody truly IS deserving of a second chance at LIFE’S offered happiness”, …. !!?? As simply being far too meaningful and true, …. !!??

Rest assured in knowing that my crime was NOT any form of Crime against women, …. Sex Crime, …. OR, …. FAR worse yet a Crime against Children, …. !! Like THAT “Ed Sheeran” hit song, …. “Thinking Out Loud” says, …. !! “People fall in LOVE, …. in mysterious ways, …. !!” WHAT could possibly be more mysterious, …. !!?? Then a man in PRISON, …. !!??

I know that I’ve waited long enough, …. by FAR, …. to finally discover profound purpose, …. &/or find the truest meaning in my life, …. !! Haven’t YOU, …. !!?? Soooo, …. you tell me, …. !!?? Is my placing of this Personal AD, …. a Quest for satisfying companionship, …. !!?? OR, …. !!?? Just THAT much of a Pathetically Bizarre departure from reality, …. !!??

ALL responses are GUARANTEED the most speediest of reply’s from me, …. !! I’m TRULY looking forward to meeting you, …. !!

Personal Information

Sex: Male
Race: White
D.O.B.: 11/22/1959
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 218 lbs.
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Henna
Convicted of: Murder
Lenght of sentence: 20 years to Life
Incarceration date: 1986
Current release date: Unknown

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