Matthew Purifoy
Something Different

You see it all the time, the same mediocre introduction using excerpts from the “101 Inspirational Quotes” book to begin an introduction. You know the quotes I’m talking about, “everything happens for a reason” or “tough times don’t last but tough people do.” Then there is always my favorite “can’t be a boss unless you take a loss.” LOL!! Get the f*** out of here!! I’ve noticed people get on these sites sounding super intellectual and real… REAL deep, when in all actuality most of them are not being true to themselves or the people they hope to meet and establish a newfound relationship with. Me? I’m the opposite! (Excluding the intelligence.) I’m always going to keep it 100% and give it to you uncut because that’s the only way I know how to give it to you. LOL!

We can talk about anything! My life is an open book… well maybe a movie… a HILLARIOUS movie that is. I’ve been told by many I have the uncanny ability to find humor in almost any situation, making me a pleasure to be around.

Alright, moment of truth, this whole website idea was a present to myself for passing Business Calculus 148 and Accounting 202! Really amped out being over halfway done for achieving my Business Degree! While we are at the subject of education, I’m also a Certified Energy System Technician or HVAC Engineer. What that translates to is me being able to install and repair AC units, heaters and heat pumps. Most cats would have stopped at the fancy college degree / certificate title but that’s not my style. ☹ Why begin a relationship with a foundation of bogusness? Take for example someone saying “I’m an accomplished Maintenance Engineer” when in actuality homie is a Janitor recently promoted to “Head Floor Buffer.” LOL!! DISCLAIMER: there is absolutely nothing wrong with being a Janitor.

I can provide a “listening ear” or share my story. The choice is yours and the possibilities are limitless. Nothing is exempt so get @ me! Between work, college and working out (I know you’ve seen the pic) I’m always in motion, therefore THE BEST WAY TO CONTACT ME IS JPAY.COM. It ensures I can reply to messages 24/7 A.S.A.P. In addition, I can send and receive pictures FAST from my tablet. (This wifi in prison thing has changed my life LOL!) I look forward to hearing from you! Take care of yourself and remember… don’t sweat the small sh**!

Personal Information

Sex: Male
Race: Black
D.O.B.: 3/15/1981
Height: 6'
Weight: 211 lbs.
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Convicted of: Vehicular Homicide
Lenght of sentence: 15 years
Incarceration date: 12/4/2014
Current release date: 1/1/2025

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Matthew Purifoy #382005
C.R.C.C.
PO BOX 769
CONNELL, WA 99326

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