This is very simple. I’m somebody that nobody has to know about.
If you’re looking for more, my name is Krzysztof and basically I’m a man that has been locked up for the last 14 years. I’m a straight man, so your presence will be admired greatly. Your feminine touch will give me release from this dude’s facility. And I’m not gonna lie, I want to see your pictures but remember don’t get too crazy. No dudes.
Listen, if you’re just curious and wanna kick it, I’m cool with that. I have plenty of time in-between my sets on the muscle yard. Don’t laugh. I’m giving it to you straight, and if you can appreciate honesty and raw uninhibited conversations, why not stick around for more of this taboo connection.
So, give me an hour of your weekly schedule because I know that you’re intrigued and I’m thrilled by the thought of that.
You got my info. See you soon.