Hello here young lady, please bear with me, this whole new way of meeting people is all new to me, and amazing at the same time.
I’ve been locked up now going on my 12th year and l just got out of the hole after 8 years, so you can pretty much see my being shocked at the simple fact that all I need is a swipe to the right and I got a girlfriend. 🙂
Well, let me get started on what I need to do to get that “slide to the side”, “swipe to the right” or whatever you want to call it that gets you to be my plus one. Cause in the world we live in looks are so important, I’ll start with that, even if I could care less about looks, you can rest assured I’m an upgrade from your last man in the looks department, unless he was some kind of model or like one of them GQ dudes who looks like his parents must have been wicked hot! I’m a pretty good-looking guy, I hold down a dad bod better than any other, and I’ve been doing it way before it was cool. I can find humor in anything; I’ve been making people laugh my whole life! That’s all I ask in anyone who might just give me that swipe to the right, that she loves to laugh and doesn’t mind being with a guy who never had a bad day in his life! When I get lemons, I make lemon cream pie FCK lemonade. Well I hope to hear back from you!
Chow for now,