LADIES!        FRIENDS!!         MAROON MARTIANS!!!
PLEASE DON’T RESPOND…
UNLESS YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF AND THE INFINITE POSSIBILITIES
BETWEEN EARTH & THE GALAXIES.

Ernest Shoemaker

Okay, this is an official S.O.S. / W.M.H. = write me hurry! Those who will be able to catch my vibes through all the white noise, feel free to ride that rhythm. Freaks! Get your mind out of there. Seriously, it’s all about the power of the unseen attractions, so let your inner-compass be your guide and we can transcend space and time…

Who? Where? May-Day! May-Day! Are you all still listening? Aaahh, I’m nervous, oh! I like pie! Smiles… aaww, so tell me what about you? The person Twitter of Face Book never slows down to authentically connect to.

I promise I’ve plenty of time for your 2 cent nonsense, and common sense too! Just deposit it all right here, cuz recycling is a job now (LOL). Tag, you’re it! You can ask stuff now. I’m positive, I have a few stories to share, as I continue to paint the sky with my mood swings!! Ooops! Did I say that out loud? (LOL)

Here’s a broad stroke of the brush about me… I consider myself a naturally spiritual individual. I love life, outdoor activities, people, and don’t forget Maroon Martians! Smile. I’m originally from Texas, traveled a bit, but I have lived in California for the most part… well until I was abducted, but that’s an embellishment I’ll share later.

I’m creative, with a lighting quick smile. I’m in the first stages of writing a book (prose poetry, spoken word, and it’s slightly semi-autobiographical.) Friends call me Eclipse. I can’t stand over-cooked carrots… gross! When I’m Super-Hero tired, I become one with the animal kingdom. Oh, here’s a cool fact: I can outrun somebody!! Cuz I’m fast!! And I’m taking bets on that one! What? Smiles.

Well, I’m sure you guys are through with my 2 cents and my nonsense. But if anyone wants to catch my third act, “common sense”, then don’t hesitate to drop me a line soon. Say something funny cuz obviously I enjoy laughing! Holla!?!