ADOPT YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND

Dante Craig

Some people say "A small act of kindness keeps a person in touch with their true humanity"... Would you agree?

Now is it just me (or the alcohol) because these pen pal sites are kinda like adopting a cute little puppy or kitten from the local animal shelter??? I mean there're so many different breeds or "potential BEST FRIENDS" for you to choose... Now whether you're a "CAT WOMAN" (MEOW ) or you prefer "MAN'S BEST FRIEND" we're all hoping to find that special someone who can offer their undivided attention as well as their unconditional love.

And of course, there's always this cute adorable little puppy that stands out from all the rest, who's been waiting there to be ADOPTED by their "NEW BEST FRIEND". As you come closer to get a better look, I bark desperately, hoping to attract your attention with my puppy green eyes, and that that my best whines (PICK ME, PICK ME ) wins your heart to "ADOPT ME" as your "NEW BEST FRIEND" over everyone else.

Sooo are you ready to put an end to prison (ooops) I mean "Animal Cruelty", and "ADOPT YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND" today? Oh, I almost forgot to mention, I like to be held and I'm also house broken.

P.S. I do not have access to a computer, e-mails are welcome , for immediate response please leave a mailing address and I'll soon be in touch.