WANTED WANTED WANTED WANTED WANTED
FOR MOMENTARILY STEALING YOUR ATTENTION
AND CAPTURING YOUR THOUGHTS
SUBJECT: CLARENCE GOREE AKA MR. RIGHT
DESCRIBED AS: SINGLE, LOCKED DOWN AND LOVEABLE... PROCEED WITH CAUTION... YOU MAY FALL FOR THIS MAN...
WARNING: ARMS ARE DANGEROUS! CAN HUG YOU FOR LONG PERIODS OF TIME CAUSING YOU TO FEEL SINCERE AFFECTION!
REWARD $$$ : FOR MAKING CONTACT AND PROVIDING YOUR INFORMATION (ADDRESS, PHONE#, E-MAIL ADDRESS, ETC.) HAPPINESS, GIGGLES AND LAUGHTER AND ONE STAMPED ENVELOPE ADDRESSED TO YOU WITH ACCOMPANYING LETTER AND PHOTO.
BONUS REWARD! FOR THE IMMEDIATE CAPTURE OF THIS MAN'S HEART: UNDIVIDED ATTENTION, SHARING OF INTIMATE THOUGHTS, AND ASSURED LOYALTY TO YOU.
HISTORY OF RELATED OFFENSES AND OTHER SUSPECTED ACTIVITIES
1. BEING A GENTLEMAN
2. BEING A GOOD LISTENER AS WELL AS A GOOD CONVERSATIONIST
3. HAVING A HUGE HEART, USING IT AT WILL
4. BEING A FRIEND WHEN YOU NEED ONE
5. TREATING A WOMAN LIKE SHE'S THE ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD THAT MATTERS
NOTE: IF YOU SEE THIS MAN DO NOT LET HIM GET OUT OF YOUR SIGHT WITHOUT BEFRIENDING HIM AND EXCHANGING INFORMATION. FAILURE TO DO SO MAY RESULT IN LIVING IN A CATASTROPHIC STATE OF LONLINESS.
MR. RIGHT IS ON THE TOP 10 HEART'S MOST WANTED LIST. HELP GET THIS SMOOCH STEALING, HAND HOLDING, HUG GIVING, THOUGHTFUL HEART THROB OUT OF THE LOOP. SEND YOUR INFORMATION NOW SO YOU CAN BRING THIS MAN'S HEART TO JUSTICE. HE SHOULD NOT BE FREE FOR THE TAKING. ACT NOW! YOUR INFORMATION COULD PUT AND END TO HEARTBREAK, CHAOS AND DISORDER IF YOU'VE EXPERIENCED THIS WITH OTHER MEN OR ARE EXPERIENCING IT NOW. WRITE DOWN THE INFORMATION ON THE SCREEN AND MAKE CONTACT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. PUT THIS MAN'S HEART ON LOCKDOWN!
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Information SEX: Male RACE: Multi Racial D.O.B.: 12/03/1974 HEIGHT: 6' WEIGHT: 220 lbs. EYE COLOR: Brown HAIR COLOR: Brown CONVICTED OF: Conspiracy to distribute controlled substance. LENGTH OF SENTENCE: 24 years INCARCERATION DATE: 7/12/2008 CURRENT RELEASE DATE: 6/4/2029 |