Attention Ladies!!!

Brant Daniel

Hello, I’m Brant, and I’m looking for some “fe-mail”! All billionaires, super-models, and royal blooded princesses are welcome, but all you really need to qualify to write me (America’s most eligible bachelor) are real and true female hormones!

I’m a joke writer and student of foreign languages. I strive to better myself mentally, morally, and spiritually. I love honesty, animals, and good hearted souls.

My goal with this ad is to find a girl who would write to a guy just to get his spirits high. I seek to share conversation, interests, and good things in life that only a man and a woman who truly care about each other can share. If that girl is you then you’ve got something to do! I’ll be waiting for you. Please, write directly to me.