STOP!!! YOU MUST READ THIS AD!
LIMITED TIME OFFER!

Bennett May

Not available in stores! No, this offer won’t cost you 3 easy payments of $19.95. This offer is available to you for 1 postage stamp. That’s right, all you have to do is respond to this ad.

So, I know you’re asking yourself, “What will I be getting if I respond to this ad?” First let me tell you what you won’t be getting!

I can’t give you 6 minute abs, I don’t slice or dice, I can’t remove spots from clothing, I can’t reduce wrinkles, or make acne disappear, and I don’t whiten teeth.
Hey, you can’t expect me to do any of the above for one letter. (Smile.) However, if you want to respond to my ad, I can offer laughter, friendship, correspondence, and a chance to see how wonderful life can truly be!

If you’re not completely satisfied with our correspondence, I’ll gladly send you a 1 stamp refund. This is a risk free offer. So act now! Supplies are limited!.
We’ve all seen those infomercials at one time or another, promising us a quick fix to our problems. At times we all want to believe there’s a quick fix to our problems. Truth is anything worth having takes time and hard work.

If these products truly worked wouldn’t we all be walking around with ripped abs and pearly whites?

Friendships are hard to come by, especially in prison. It takes time to get to know someone and to fully trust them. All I’m asking is that you take a little time out to get to know me. I’m a kind, honest, caring, no games kind of guy.

I’m 6’2”, 185 lbs., love sports, exercise, and writing.
You never know where you’ll find a friend, especially if you open your heart.