Okay, so Raj has a cousin. You got me! I need your help! I’ve been undergoing experimental treatment for a serious condition. Who would’ve guessed that the fear of speaking in front of women was hereditary? I know! Howard swore he knew the perfect woman to cure me, but I couldn’t take the sound of his mother’s voice. After having a drink to loosen up and meeting a nice girl at a club I thought I was on a roll. Turns out, she only stayed because Leonard paid her. Sheldon can’t help. It took him years to even kiss Amy, despite her ever readiness to procreate. I asked Penny to help, but she didn’t want to “ruin another poor girl’s life.” So, professional help it was. After all these I’m certain that I’m fine now and ready to find that special lady. Are you the one? I promise that I have a lot to say.
Bazinga! I hope you got a good laugh out of that like I did. My name is Angel and I’m as handsomely dark as Raj. LOL! I can be a little shy, but I still like to meet new people so I hope to meet you soon. Until then, may God bless you.